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Jamie McBain <jamiemcbain90@hotmail.com> summons the wisdom of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Who will win, Bush or Kerry?
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Jackson Kirk Grimes (56.522% quality rating; reply 1 of 3):
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I Will Win This Election!
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Jackson Kirk Grimes (56.522% quality rating; reply 2 of 3):
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Please read my speech to the Flying Saucer Society and you will agree that there is no choice better than yours truly for President.
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Jackson Kirk Grimes (56.522% quality rating; reply 3 of 3):
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Since time is running short and the Greys are coming for us at any time, I will now have my #2 read a condensed version of my speech.
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Fox Mulder (74.221% quality rating; reply 18 of 27):
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Ok, I'll try to keep this short, but it's pretty complex. Try and keep up.
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Fox Mulder (74.221% quality rating; reply 19 of 27):
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Neither the government nor the media can be trusted. They work together to cover up various atrocities, like adding coloring to beef or putting fluoride in our water supply.
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Fox Mulder (74.221% quality rating; reply 20 of 27):
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These are trivial conspiracies. The truth is much darker than you could ever imagine.
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Fox Mulder (74.221% quality rating; reply 21 of 27):
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A UFO crashed in Roswell, NM and its occupants survived. Most believe this was a simple accident. The truth is that it was the start of negotiations between the Grey aliens and the United States Government.
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Fox Mulder (74.221% quality rating; reply 22 of 27):
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Why, you might wonder, would the United states Government be involved in secret negotiations with extraterrestrials? For the technology! We know that the Nazis had a deal worked out with the Grey aliens, probably the same deal that our government has with them today; you enslave and kill off most of the Earth's population for us and in exchange we'll give you futuristic technology today and you get to go on living as the turnkeys of "Concentration Camp Earth" once colonization has begun.
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Fox Mulder (74.221% quality rating; reply 23 of 27):
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We know that President Eisenhower traveled in the alien spacecraft and that the shadow government has an alien technology death ray on the moon, pointing at Earth, so that they can turn anyone they want into dust at any time.
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Fox Mulder (74.221% quality rating; reply 24 of 27):
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The unusual weather occurrences and larger-than-usual numbers of UFO sightings we've been experiencing lately are all signs that humankind is approaching an evolutionary jump and that armageddon is nearing.
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Fox Mulder (74.221% quality rating; reply 25 of 27):
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The reason the Greys approached the U.S. in the first place is that our government had become the essence of the Nazism we purported to fight. This extreme left-wing terror must be combatted with the right-wing terror of Fascism.
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Fox Mulder (74.221% quality rating; reply 26 of 27):
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Mr. Grimes is here as our Messiah, to lead us to the New Age of Love, Harmony, and Joy.
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Fox Mulder (74.221% quality rating; reply 27 of 27):
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Vote for Grimes!
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