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Question:

Guanarent Takari <citizen_guan@yahoo.com> summons the wisdom of no one in particular:
I just read an article about certain actors in gay porn who claim they are really heterosexual. If this is true, I have to wonder: is it just giant fuckloads of cash that would convince a straight person to sleep with their own sex on film, or is there something more to it?

Replies:

Ron Jeremy (70.984% quality rating; reply 37 of 52):
Well Guan, they call it "gay for pay" for a reason, but there's more to it than just cash. Aside from having a huge cock like yours truly, being in gay porn is the number one way to break into straight porn. Just ask my friend and colleague, Peter North.

Peter North (61.047% quality rating; reply 8 of 12):
Must you always point out that I started my career in gay porn, Ron?

Ron Jeremy (70.984% quality rating; reply 38 of 52):
It's not like there's no evidence.

Peter North (61.047% quality rating; reply 9 of 12):
That doesn't mean you need to draw attention to it. Nowadays I'm renowned in straight porn for my gigantic cumshots.

Ron Jeremy (70.984% quality rating; reply 39 of 52):
While that may be true, it doesn't change the fact that you used to take man-beef in your ass on the silver screen.

Peter North (61.047% quality rating; reply 10 of 12):
Enough about it, ok?

Ron Jeremy (70.984% quality rating; reply 40 of 52):
Sure thing, spermy.

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