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DataVortex <datavortex@datavortex.net> summons the wisdom of John Walker: American Taliban:
How could I modify the following recipie to use De Morgan ORing instead to deliver the mail to a gzipped folder as described here: http://pm-doc.sourceforge.net/pm-tips-body.html#oring_by_using_de_morgan ? :0 W: bounce.lock * ^From:.*(ostmaster|aemon) * ^Subject:.*ndeliverable *ail * !$ ^To:.*abuse@mindspring.net /dev/null | gzip >>$ BOUNCEFOLDER

Replies:

John Walker: American Taliban (69.611% quality rating; reply 10 of 42):
I sat in my cell and thought about this for a good long time before deciding to respond.

John Walker: American Taliban (69.611% quality rating; reply 11 of 42):
After consulting with my friend Abu Kamil, the Egyptian Mathematician, I have come to the conclusion that you are mocking me.

John Walker: American Taliban (69.611% quality rating; reply 12 of 42):
I grow weary of this discussion, I shall let him explain.

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 1 of 54):
HELLO MY FRIEND!

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 2 of 54):
I AM ABU KAMIL SHUJA, THE EGYPTIAN MATHEMATICIAN!

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 3 of 54):
BACK HOME SOME OF THEY CALL ME THE CALCULATOR OF EGYPT!

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 4 of 54):
YES MY FRIEND, I HAVE CALCULATED A GREAT MANY THINGS!

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 5 of 54):
LET US TO START WITH BASICS OF DE MORGAN! DE MORGAN SAY NOT (A OR B) IS NOT A AND NOT B, MY FRIEND! THIS ALSO WORK IF YOU SWITCH THE AND WITH OR!

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 6 of 54):
THIS DATA VORTEX HE SUGGEST USE DE MORGAN FOR (A OR B) AND C AND NOT D! THAT IS WHAT LOGIC SUGGEST!!

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 7 of 54):
TO CONVERT WITH DE MORGAN IS MAKE IT NOT ( NOT (A OR B) OR NOT C OR D ) WHICH EQUIVALATE TO NOT ( (NOT A AND NOT B) OR NOT C OR D ) DOES IT NOT MY FRIEND?

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 8 of 54):
WHY WOULD HE SUGGEST SUCH A THING? WOULD CLEARLY NOT IT BE POSSIBLE TO CONVERT THIS INTO SINGLE LINES FOR FILTER LIKE ORIGINAL STATEMENT!

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 9 of 54):
IS EXERCISE IN FUTILITY WHEN ORIGINAL SOLUTION WORK PERFECTLY? THIS, MY FRIEND, EXPLAIN WHY JOHN UPSET WHEN THIS DATA VORTEX SUGGEST SUCH THING!

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 10 of 54):
FOR NEXT TRICK, I PUNCH QUADRATIC EQUATION MAKE DISAPPEAR THE X VARIABLE?

John Walker: American Taliban (69.611% quality rating; reply 13 of 42):
That will be enough, thanks Abu.

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 11 of 54):
BUT WAIT JOHN, I HAVE NOT YET TERRORIZE READERS WITH L'HOPITAL RULE?

John Walker: American Taliban (69.611% quality rating; reply 14 of 42):
That's ok, you can show them next time, Abu.

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 12 of 54):
OK, GOODBYE MY FRIEND!

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