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Im curious <life2livexp@aol.com> summons the wisdom of Joe Scagnetti:
What would it take to get you to spill your secrets?

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Joe Scagnetti (71.985% quality rating; reply 450 of 453):
It's not particularly hard. I am easily plied with cheese, alcohol, female companionship, money, games...

Joe Scagnetti (71.985% quality rating; reply 451 of 453):
However, I often find myself spilling secrets that no one wants to hear.

Joe Scagnetti (71.985% quality rating; reply 452 of 453):
For instance, let me tell you about the time accidentally Jeff crapped his pants during a staff meeting and the--

Jeffrey Brimsworth (73.032% quality rating; reply 158 of 162):
That's quite enough, Joe.

Joe Scagnetti (71.985% quality rating; reply 453 of 453):
But I didn't even get to the part about--

Jeffrey Brimsworth (73.032% quality rating; reply 159 of 162):
ENOUGH!

Colonel Klink (31.873% quality rating; reply 4 of 4):
ZIS THREAD IS O-VAH!

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