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Question:

Jaws summons the wisdom of A Flipper Baby:
Where are all the flipper men/women? Is there some kind of Children of the Corn policy to which the babies adhere?

Replies:
A Flipper Baby (72.748% quality rating; reply 99 of 103):
Most of us died in our youth, however a few of us have gone on to do great things...
A Flipper Baby (72.748% quality rating; reply 100 of 103):
We're naturally gifted in mathematics...

A Flipper Baby (72.748% quality rating; reply 101 of 103):
We're also very skilled creatively...
A Flipper Baby (72.748% quality rating; reply 102 of 103):
Some of us have gone on to greatness in the business world...

A Flipper Baby (72.748% quality rating; reply 103 of 103):
And some of us have even been called messiah!
Flipper Daddy (77.135% quality rating; reply 1 of 1):
Don't kid yourself, son. We're all circus freaks.
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