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Which Persona Are You? The following quiz will present you with pairs of diametrically opposed personality traits. You will be given the option of choosing the first, the second, or neither (somewhere in between). Leaving a question unanswered is equivalent to choosing the third option. When you submit your answers, they will be weighted and tabulated according to esoteric formulas, and we will tell you which Moral Minority persona you are most similar to. Trust us. Enjoy! trait comparison first second neither Are you stylish and trendy or a fashion victim? trendy victim i get by Is eating one of your greatest joys in life, or do you fast often? feed me! no thanks just eat to live Are you a young whippersnapper or an old coot? youngster old fogey in between Do you talk a lot or mostly keep your mouth shut? blabbermouth terse i speak enough Do you seek the acceptance of others or are you a misanthropist? love me! kill the fuckers i do my own thing Are you cute and cuddly or creepy and repulsive? *snugsnug* *growl* plain 'n average Are you extremely gay or firmly heterosexual? here and queer! opposites attract i have to choose?? Are you a bleeding heart or a fascist pig? left right up the middle Do you often find yourself confused, or are you clear of thought? nilknarf! completely lucid sometimes i lose my keys Are you a tech geek or a computer illiterate? i jack in neurally i jack off manually i've gone online before Do you have a beautifully toned body rippling with muscles, or are you a Chubby Checker? studly pugsley i could work out Do you operate on the shady side of the law, or are you on the straight and narrow? hi, i'm slim shady more like andy griffith my friend got free cable Are you a comedic genius, or can you not even tell when a joke is being made? comedy central gave me a show! ..but it's called battlebots ..but it's called prime time glick Are you a rather lazy person, or are you highly motivated? bring me the remote i've already done the homework for next term i do my job on time, mostly Do you speak English very well? Certainly, my friend. no speke it so gud kinda sorta Are you proud to be an American? goddamnit, i love this country what?? fuck no, i hate the states it's a pretty nice place, considering Are you the leader/president of a large organization/country, or do you just do what you're told? CATS OPERATOR CAPTAIN Are you evil or good? demonic saintly neutral Are you particularly grumpy, or do you have a sunny disposition? piss off! have a nice day! i get in moods Are you violent or peaceful? brutal fits of rage wouldn't hurt a fly i'm only human Last but not least, do you dig anal sex? put it in the wrong hole! asses are exit only :p hmm... i could experiment   Or you could just cheat by choosing someone from the Quiz Results page.

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