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Discussion Thread #89 :: And now for something completely different...

Ryu Guanarent "Gecko" Takari (Guan) on 2003-11-12 14:42:41
(As usual, can't blame me for trying...)

Top 20 Children's Books That Never Made It

20. Timmy Can Set Fires! How About You?

19. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

18. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

17. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

16. The Boy and His Bong (Prequel: The Five-Leafed Magical Plant)

15. All Dogs go to Hell

14. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using your Household Pets

13. You are Different and That's Bad

12. The Care Bears and the Secret Touch

11. You Are Special Just Like Everybody Else

10. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

9. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Some Kittens Can Fly!

7. Strangers Give the Best Candy

6. My Mommy the Working Girl (Sequel: My Daddy the Hustler)

5. You Were An Accident

4. Pop! Goes the Hamster And Other Great Microwave Games

3. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

2. Bi-Curious George

1. Daddy's New Wife Spot

Hope this brightens/scars the rest of your day, my friends ^_^

Ryu Guanarent "Gecko" Takari (Guan) on 2003-12-01 15:39:06
--Addendum: Frog and Toad are Friends with Benefits

drunk half-flip (filpina) on 2003-12-01 19:22:03
this cheared me up the other day.. Thanks i found it rather amusing :)

Ryu Guanarent "Gecko" Takari (Guan) on 2003-12-01 22:44:09
*blush*

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