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Discussion Thread #112 :: exile does it again

nick black (dank) on 2004-11-05 05:31:19
At 2:54 p.m., as he was praising the Iraqi people for taking more responsibility for their lives, the President was pronounced dead. In a hasty ceremony reminiscent of Lyndon B. Johnson's assumption of power in 1963, Vice President Dick Cheney immediately took the oath of office, which he consummated by sucking from Bush's head wound and eating his heart. "It's an old Indian thing," he explained.

Ryu Guanarent "Gecko" Takari (Guan) on 2004-11-05 13:41:08
Ever consider maybe putting down the crack pipe at some time, bud?

nick black (dank) on 2004-11-05 14:28:15
I'd put down the crack pipe at some time, for bud.

Ryu Guanarent "Gecko" Takari (Guan) on 2004-11-06 01:44:34
B}~

nanoslut (Christina) on 2004-11-07 23:26:46
lovely

Sister Salvation (TheWord) on 2004-11-08 17:06:00
How very blasphemous. In my land, heroin is much more customary.

ms. aphonia (aphonia) on 2004-11-09 23:07:28
CROM!

Vampire Lestat (Vampire_Lestat) on 2004-11-30 06:56:58
what is that supposed to mean ? errr MORTALS

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